I just love this scene c’: And I just love the first contact *-*
Doctor Who star Peter Capaldi has revealed that there will be no flirting between the Doctor and his assistant Clara Oswald in the forthcoming series.
New Time Lord Capaldi, 56, has said that he was “adamant” that there will be “no Papa-Nicole moments”.
When asked about the age gap between himself and his 28-year-old co-star Jenna Coleman, Capaldi said: “They’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure. It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no, I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments.’ I think there was a bit of tension with that at first but I was absolutely adamant.”"
I just want someone to slam it in my bootyhole
i just thought i was gonna be able to come in here and be who i am and have a heart and show that to people and have them respect that but i dont know why i expected anything different it’s just like the human race we all are just fucking evil
*turn down for what
Joyce was the only one of the lot of you that I could stand! I liked the lady. She was decent. She didn’t put on airs. She always had a nice cuppa for me. And she never treated me like a freak.
when you send risky text messages
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt
Would you trust your kids around cis people? I sure as hell wouldn’t.
If my kids are cis I’m killing them
Tumblr’s finest, ladies and gentlemen
Shoutout to all the trans girls with unsupportive moms (or no mom at all) who basically have to teach themselves how to be women
Shoutout to the transmen who have unsupportive fathers or no father so they have to teach themselves how to be a man
Shoutout to the men who feel so left out of everything that they have to derail posts specifically meant for those among the most marginalized of mogai peoples
Shoutout to the people who think that transmen don’t need this post because they aren’t marginalized enough.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
art students before a final is due
Oh my god
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?