Chansey Fusions - Which is your favorite? That white and red one looks like the Joker. Joker Chansey FTW!

Chansey Fusions - Which is your favorite?

That white and red one looks like the Joker. Joker Chansey FTW!



axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.


  • spanish and italian:So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french:haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german:LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english:*shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic:the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish:here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese:subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh:sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese:here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • Arabic:so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • Latin:here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • Sign Language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

When Batman finally stopped treating Harley’s self-destructive love for The Joker as a running gag.


Reblog / posted 1 day ago

*sees oblique, non-spoilery comment about the new Doctor Who episode*

*dives for Tumblr Savior*

Brace yourselves. The spoilers are coming.


It’s 4:30 in the morning I will be writing my opinion on Star Trek Into Darkness after some sleep. Preview: I am not livid like some people I know, but I cannot in good conscience recommend this movie to anyone.


justbecause05:

A lovely gif (source: screpochka)

Ohh he was so pretty in that movie. Too bad he was playing such a skeevey asshole.


boatvsthecurrent:

amyawesomesauce:

Novels by John Green

The Fault in Our Stars

Looking for Alaska

Paper Towns

An Abundance of Katherines

Will Grayson Will Grayson (co written by David Levithan)

I LOVE these! 

How do these violate guidelines! what the hell?!


chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head



fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.


mememaster:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.

That’s deep.


grumptastic:

avatarkorrokuyoshaang:

ACTUAL MOST PERFECT PERSON IN EXISTENCE, ALFRED PENNYWORTH

He is the night.  He is justice.  He is, my butler.


You're awesome :3
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Oh gosh, this is the first time I’ve ever gotten a message like this! Thank you so much!